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MY LIFE

I'm fit, handsome and rich. Is there anything else you're looking for in a leader? Let me know and I'll be that too. Here are
some photos to remind you that I'm normal but still a little better than you, which is another good leadership quality of mine.
I love apples, cocaine and money. Also my wife and daughter, the apples of my eye(s). I haven't always been a politician 
but I have always been a leader, a winner, and an overall Bad Ass, the likes of which our Government hasn't seen since Teddy Roosevelt.
Stay tuned for my upcoming memoir: SENATAUR: Half Man. Half horse. All American. The Story of How I Saved the World. 
I love to keep fit. I jog 6 -8 furlongs a day. Placed in the Preakness in 04.
My custom office on Freedom Island is in international waters, allowing me to live above the laws of man. #yolo
My stunning wife Kimberley and our gorgeous and our wonderful daughter Isabelle.
Before I entered politics, I dabbled in the theatre. This one man performance of War Horse earned me an Off-Off-Tony award.
When I'm not voting on bills, I'm hosting fundraisers to keep in touch with my most distinguished constituents.
The day I was sworn into office as the first and only Senataur representing the great District of Columbia.
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